Issue 1: Trying to Make Out | Fanny Gets A Boyfriend; Or Does She?

Description

Sent to Earth to forage aberrant colors to send back to her home planet of Zoog, Fanny tries to blend in with the human race. The Zoog are depending on her to find some great colors on Earth for a variety of important reasons, but she really just wants to make out with this guy, Danny. 

Danny is a volunteer UFO field investigator who helps out with her color expeditions. He knows she’s an alien and finds it totally fascinating. Big make-out-time should be imminent. Unfortunately, Danny seems totally focused on welding together curious gadgets to help her with her intergalactic mission.

Will Fanny finally get Danny to make out with her before the Zoog notice she’s failing her mission and bring her back to Planet Zoog? Will Danny find out why she’s really been sent here to Earth and what she did to deserve it? Will Fanny’s roommate, Rooth, uncover Fanny’s not as human as she may seem? Will Danny get jealous when Fanny gets her first make-out sesh from an entirely different human? 

Get ready for too many thoughts on the color chartreuse from Fanny, overly numerous dead plant babies from Rooth, and a full understanding of the differences between various types of welding helmets courtesy of Danny.